I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
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Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
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some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.