It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Dating After Heartbreak
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
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I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming