We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.