Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.