I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
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if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.