Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth