Texts From Last Night · andthelion's Favorites

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

andthelion's Favorites Texts:

Sort By: Date Favorited / Date Posted / Good Night / Bad Night

ADVERTISEMENT

(917): View more from New York City

level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.

Fav 25 4808 3027
share tweet
(904): View more from Florida

I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...

Fav 43 5934 1163
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(563): View more from Iowa

Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties

Fav 16 5610 1298
share tweet
(517): View more from Michigan

I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.

Fav 10 6092 1411
share tweet
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Read it at the TFLN blog
(650): View more from California

Bank of America: Available balance is $546.25 on 03/04/2011 for account 8428. Go online for details. TextSTOPtoStop/TextHELPforHelp

(1-650): View more from California

i loe djcudia fjxos rue.

Fav 15 3100 1464
share tweet
(505): View more from New Mexico

so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment

Fav 9 5346 2333
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(403): View more from Alberta, CA

Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.

Fav 23 11854 1628
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(703): View more from Virginia

Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him

Fav 9 5962 1502
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(850): View more from Florida

I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea

Fav 18 6044 1295
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT