I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..