Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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