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(519): View more from Ontario

He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.

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(616): View more from Michigan

Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.

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I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?

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(513): View more from Ohio

You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.

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(519): View more from Ontario

and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"

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