What a fucking waste of an outfit
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
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All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
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She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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