i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
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swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
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He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?