OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Dude someone changed all the contacts in my phone to I Like Eggs
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
this is jacob
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?