Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
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you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
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What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
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