Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
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We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
then he tried to convert me to islam
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
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HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.