How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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