Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
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Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
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He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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