eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"