When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
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Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
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Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am