Texts From Last Night · February, 2010

Texts from February, 2010

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you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot

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(217): you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot http://tfl.nu/time

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I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?

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(270): I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea? http://tfl.nu/h6xa

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Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday

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(573): Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday http://tfl.nu/e47n

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Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.

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(603): Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid. http://tfl.nu/3tmh

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Wish you were here....

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And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?

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(734): Wish you were here.... (734): And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it? http://tfl.nu/j5nc

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When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.

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(239): When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up. http://tfl.nu/gf96

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just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?

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(908): just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign? http://tfl.nu/nghc

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I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.

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Please get laid.

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(919): I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot. (1-919): Please get laid. http://tfl.nu/xffk

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Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures

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(304): Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures http://tfl.nu/pect

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I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.

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(571): I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub. http://tfl.nu/fw5s

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my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.

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(402): my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk. http://tfl.nu/e85f

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This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.

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Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.

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(775): This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life. (1-775): Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life. http://tfl.nu/spac

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Reggie can tackle my bush.

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(630): Reggie can tackle my bush. http://tfl.nu/9r8z

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You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?

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I don't even know what potassium is.

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(571): You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember? (703): I don't even know what potassium is. http://tfl.nu/wfp6

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I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.

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(757): I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home. http://tfl.nu/lnz2

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