Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
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Reggie can tackle my bush.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
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Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.