You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.