He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
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i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.