When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
23 Men Confess The Moment They Realized They Wanted A Divorce
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
The 23 Most Inappropriate Things To Happen At A Funeral
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS