where are you?
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
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when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
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just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.