eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
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what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
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tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"