he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
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I need you to use more vowels.
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
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