Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
People With No Siblings Will Never Understand These 23 Things
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?