Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started