Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
It’s A Miracle These 21 Promiscuous People Don’t Have STDs
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer