I feel like I'm in dance class right now
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
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Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
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I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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