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Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
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