I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
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