Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
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Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.