Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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