I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
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