Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
I party with great urgency now.
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