So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
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