Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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