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i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
How's work?
Spinning.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
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