My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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