The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
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I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
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Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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