in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
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