A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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