what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
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I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
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He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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