He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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