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I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
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