your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
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whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
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As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
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