Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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