Define "chronic" masturbator.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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