i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
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