that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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