yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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