so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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